00Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court.
Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees?
Santa replied: I will take money.
English
♥ Recommended for You »
- मुमकिन नहीं की अपनी यादों ..
- Rangon Se Bhi Rangeen Zindagi Ho Tumhari Rangeeli Rahe Yeh Bandagi ..
- Abhi Sooraj Nahi Dooba Zaraa Si Shaam Hone Do Main Khud ..
- दिल को जला कर दी है ज़माने को रौशनी जुगनू ..
- I Am Not Able To Recall And Thank All My ..
- Teacher To Banta Tell Me Five Animals Living In Water? Banta ..
- Tere Vaadon Se Kahan Tak Mera Dil Faraib Khaaye Koi Aisa ..
- Ek Ajeeb Haqiqat 100 Rs Ka Note Bahut Zyaada Lagta Hai Jab ..
- Moving On Is Simple It S What We Leave Behind That S Hard ..
- इश्क़ वाले आँखों से आँखों की बात समझ लेते हैं ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.