10Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.
Hindi
30Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.
Hindi
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
10What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.
English
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