One Special Surprise For You, Close Ur Eyes. 10 - 9 Quotes

One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?

Father to son: Whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger..?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush.

Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.

Investment returns in one year:
Gold 28%,
Silver 80%,
Crude 40%,
Sensex 35%
&
ONION 880%,
Kaash..
Ek Lakh ke Pyaaz liye hote
to NEW YEAR ke liye Europe me hota..

How to sleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..

9 arab 89 crore
10 lakh 69 thousand
and 004.
Daro mat, yeh mera bank balance nahi
mobile no. hai..!!