Santa: Itne Khiladi Kyun Football Ko Laat Mar Rahe Hain? Banta: Quotes

Santa : Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hain?
Banta: Goal karne ke liye.
Santa : Susra, Ball to pehle se hi gol hai, aur kitna gol karenge..

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife : Do I look like a foreigner..?
wife : No! Why..?
santa : In London a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner..

Santa samosa wichon aaloo aaloo kha reha si
te bahar da hisa sut reha si.
Banta puchda hai ke
tu samosa cho sirf aaloo aaloo kyun kha reha hai..?
Santa : Dr. ne mainu baahar di cheezan khan to manaa kita hai..

Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..

Santa was the only person who was dancing in a crowd.
Later he realised that it was a mourning gathering.

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to Wife : Dekh sooraj dooba..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Kuch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Santa : Lagta hai yeh mujhe saath lekar hi doobega..

Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.
Sardaar: Thank GOD , mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,
nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.