Travel Time From Jammu To Delhi Will Now Be Reduced To Quotes

Travel time from Jammu to Delhi
will now be reduced to just 6 hours but
from Delhi to Noida & Gurugram
can be 8 hours due to rains..

Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"

Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

Boy to other boy:-
Why you are flirting that girl, she already has a boy friend ..
Awesome Reply:-
Khali kursi pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai,
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.