The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"

20

English

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Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!

50

Punjabi

पूनम की रात में चाँद बदल जाता है
समय के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है
सोचते हैं कि आपको कभी तंग ना करें
पर सोचते - सोचते ख्याल बदल जाता है ..

51

Hindi |

Just imagine life without girls..
Empty streets, silent markets
no crime, police at rest
no sms, mobile companies in losses
no flowers, no perfumes, no valentines
no suicides, no travelling
all the boys straight to Heaven ..

51

English |

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Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.

122

Hindi

The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
brain is also important.

10

English

Kanjuson ka mela laga hai,
prasad mein recharge coupon diya jaa raha hai,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
yeh message sirf selected "KANJUSON" ko bheja Jaa raha hai..

10

Hindi |

A scientist cannot be a president but Kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile , but u mere lal..
mind blowing..u did it..

00

English

Ik munda ik kudi de piche kaafi der ton jaa reha c.
Kudi: Ve taenu samajh nahi aaundi,
teri maut hai ajj taenu bula rahi,
taenu darr nahi lagda,
meri bebe v piche-piche hai aa rahi.
Munda: Asin aashiq haan khaandaani,
saade bajurg v apna farz nibha rahe ne,
oh vekh teri bebe de piche,
saade bapu ji v aa rahe ne..

00

Punjabi

God saw me hungry, he created Domino's,
God saw me thirsty he created Limca - Frooti,
God saw me walking he created Mercedes Benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you..

02

English |

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