Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush Your Teeth.

32

English |

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कॉलेज की गलियों में अजीब खेल होता है
क्लास के बहाने दिलों का मेल होता है
नोट्स की जगह लवमेल होता है
इसीलिए तो पप्पू हर साल फैल होता है ..

37

Hindi |

"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
.
.
.
.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
.
.
.
.Jyada na socho..
.
I m telling you.
.
.
Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!

21

Hindi |

Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."

10

Hindi

A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."

31

English |

They didn't let me out,
they just gave me a day pass.

10

English |

Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.

65

English

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

10

Hindi

Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..

20

Hindi |

Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.

10

Hindi

Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..

40

Hindi |

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