स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

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हु-ब-हु का क्या मतलब होता है ?

Details:
उत्तर : किसकी बहु (who bahu) ?

2713

Hindi |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

51

English |

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स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

What is the biggest moth in the world ..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
a mammoth..

34

English |

Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

224

English

Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

13

English

Woh kaun si sabji hai
jiska pehla lafz hata de to ek kimtee cheez ka name,
last hata de to sweet dish aur dono hata dein to ladki ka name banta hai..??

Find answer in details..

Details:
KHEERA
If you remove K it becomes HEERA which means diamond.
If you remove A it becomes KHEER which is an Indian sweet dish.
If you remove both K and A it becomes HEER, name of girl.

4211

Hindi |

Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet


From India:
"F(IV)E"

123

English |

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