22Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..
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02If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..
English |
00A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station..
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20Boss : Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiyan li hain,
kabhi bimari to kabhi honeymoon to kabhi bachche ki bimari.
Ab kya hai?
Employee: Sir, kal meri shaadi hai.
Hindi
00The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"
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30I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad
- Wahab Khanzada
to make me double sad..
English |
10Good News for You !!!
Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona, Rehna... sab free)
For more details, JUST DIAL 100
Hindi |
50In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.
Hindi |
21One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4
Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan
waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
Take a guess
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Dhai (2.5)another day.........
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00Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..
English
20School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..
Hindi |
00Innocence at it's best-
Ek chota baby apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai:
Isme kya hai..?
Mummy: Isme ek pyaaraa sa baby hai.
Baby: Itna pyaaraa tha to khaa kyon gai..
Hindi
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