Then There Was A Man Who Said, "I Never Knew Quotes

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

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Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.