Patni: Woh Saamne Sharaabi Dekh Rahe Ho.. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Quotes

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."