Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi
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Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

23

Punjabi

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

20

Hindi |

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

00

English

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

20

Hindi

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

00

English

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FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

00

English |

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