Patni: Woh Saamne Sharaabi Dekh Rahe Ho.. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Quotes

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."