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Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.

01

Hindi

Some facts about ur life :
1. Any similarity between u n a human being is a pure coincidence.
2. I don't know what makes u so stupid but whatever it is, it works.
3. I heard u got a brain transplant n the brain rejected you.
Plz don't thank me for insulting u.
It was my pleasure!

20

English

I am Me
and honey,
that's something
you will never be..

11

English |

Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,
2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,
Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.

22

Punjabi
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Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhaari aati hai,
tum saans wahaan par lete ho,
par badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

20

Hindi

Sote hue ko jagaaye hum,
aapki neend udaaye hum,
iss time sms karke aapko sataaye hum,
phir aapko gussa aaye aur
uss gusse mein jab aap yaad karein
to muskuraaye hum..

32

Hindi |

Hi what's up ??
Can you do me a favour please ?
Can I get one snap of yours by next week ?
I need it because I am working on a Photo Exhibition
on the topic - Natural Disaster !

31

English |

Jaam kadwaa hai
per itna bhi nahi ki peeya na jaye,
zindagi mein gham hain
per itne bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye,
maana sms ke charges hain
per itne bhi nahi ki kiya na jaaye.

30

Hindi

Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.

44

Malayalam

Yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hain,
ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
pee jaati hain saara khoon ladko ka,
tabhi to hoth itne laal hote hain!!!

81

Hindi

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