Someone asks Santa : What is the meaning of
मन्नू भाई मोटर चली पम - पम - पम ..?

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Santa : It means motor is faulty
रुक - रुक कर चलती है ..

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Hindi |

Santa & Banta Safar Te Ja Rahe See,
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gayi
Te Oh Tent Laga Ke So Gaye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha
Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai
Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa : Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai..

- Tarun Goma
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Punjabi |

Santa : Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai..!
Banta: Par tumhare pass toh koi car nahi hai..?
Santa :Abe gadhe, BMW ka matlab
Bahut Moti Wife ..

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Hindi |

A Chinese was in a hospital.
Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.
Santa went china to know the meaning, that was:
You are standing on the Oxygen pipe..

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English |

Santa : Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
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Banta: Tu v bilkul khota hi hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushboo Wala Message.

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Hindi |

Santa : Aaj maine paani ko ullu bana dia.
Banta: Paani ko ullu..? Woh kaise..?
Santa : Oye! Subah maine paani garam kiya aur fir thande paani se naha liya..

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Hindi |

Driver: Sir, which way to turn, left or right?
Santa : Jaha se tyre puncture ho jaaye ya gaadi kharaab ho jaaye.
Driver: Kya keh rahe ho sir..?
Santa : Haan, tabhi to main paise kam doonga.

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Hindi |

Aurato se Bhari bus ka Accident ho gaya.
Sari Ladies mar gayi.
Sbke pati 1-1 ghante roye
santa akela pura din Roya..
Q.??

Kyonki uski patni ki Bus Chhoot gyi thi
No jokes pls.
Aaj santa serious hai.

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Hindi |

The bank sends santa a mail - Your payments are outstanding.
santa replies - Thanks for the compliment.

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English |

Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!

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Hindi

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