20Accident hua Bahut Bhid thi,
Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha to
woh zor se chillaya "Ye mera BAAP hai"
Bheed peeche hati to dekha GADHA MARA THA.
Hindi |
00Teacher: Ek Din aisa aayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
sab jeev nasht ho jayenge, prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.
Santa : Madamji, us din tuition aana hai kya..?
Hindi |
21Santa & Banta Safar Te Ja Rahe See,
- Tarun Goma
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gayi
Te Oh Tent Laga Ke So Gaye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha
Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai
Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa : Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai..
Punjabi |
00Santa rail mein susu karne gayaa,
waapis aane per wife ne poocha,
Aapka pyjaama geela kaise ho gayaa?
Santa : Wahaa likha tha,
shareer ka koi bhi ang baahar na nikaale.
Hindi
00Santa baraf ka tukda haath mein le kar
gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta asked: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : Dekh raha hun leak kaha se ho raha hai..
Hindi
20Santa to Doctor:
Mainu ik problem hai,
gall karde hoe mainu aadmi dikhaai ni sujhdaa.
Doctor: Aisa kab-kab hota hai?
Santa : Phone karte waqt .....
Punjabi
10Santa : Ek chor ne mujhe chaku dikha ke lut liya,
Banta: Tere paas to hamesha gun hoti hai..?
Santa : Haan.. 2 lakh ki hai
maine chupaa li thi varna woh bhi le jaata..
Hindi |
01Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,
mujhe photo leni hai.
Hindi
10Santa : Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paaglon waali baat,
duniya me ek hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to Videsh hain..!!
Hindi |
00Banta: What is Target credit card breach..?
Santa : It is the target to breach credit cards.
English |
10I am deleting your number from my phone.
As I always send you messages but you never replied.
So good bye forever.
Santa sent this to customer care..
English
00Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.
Hindi
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