Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..

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Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..

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