01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
46अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
Hindi |
59My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
Hindi |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
50PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.
Hindi |
152What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
Hindi |
20A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..
English |
20It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
English |
25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
English |
10I am without any task
but why are you..
English |
30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
English |
10A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
English |
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