Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi
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Patience n silence are two powerful energies..
'Patience' makes u mentally strong
where as
'Silence' makes u emotionally strong.

90

English |

Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"

Qki..

Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..

- Hemant Singh
112

Hindi |

एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..

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Hindi |
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One should never laugh upon anyone
seeing their present condition as
the enormous power of time
can turn simple coal to diamond..

10

English |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

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03

English |

Insan ko bolna seekhne mein 2 saal lagte hain.

Lekin "Kya" bolna hai..

Yeh seekhne mein puri jindagi nikal jaati hai..

229

Hindi |

Meri gurbat ne udaaya hai mere fun ka mazaq,
teri daulat ne tere aeb chupa rakhe hain..

194

Urdu |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Jinhe aana hai woh khud laut ke aayenge tere pass mere dost
bulane par to parinde bhi gurur karte hain apni udan par..

- Abdul Hannan
107

Hindi |

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