Woh Mile Bhi To Examination Hall Mein, Tum Hi Batao Paper Quotes

Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..

A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."

Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.

Haryanvi Jaat riding a bicycle hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re Chori, baawli hai ke?
Poori cycle maar di.. ib ghanti alag se maaru ke???

TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..

Valentines Special

GF = Where R u.?
BF = I'm At "Bank"

GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.

BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK

"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON":p:D

Kisi ne is par nazar daali..
Kisi ne us par nazar daali..
humne jis par nazar daali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.