412 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.
Hindi
61Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
- Hemant Singh
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan……
Hindi |
30Baniya on his deathbed:
Is my wife here?
YES.
Is my 1st son here?
YES.
Is my 2nd son here?
YES.
Kambakhto to fir dukaan per kaun hai?????
Hindi
03I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..
English |
20Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.
English
8517Munna Bhai to Circuit - Kya kar rela circuit ?
Circuit - Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela.
Munna - Kaiku ?
Circuit - Bhai, Maa boli baap ka naam roshan karne ka.
Hindi |
102Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..
Hindi
00Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart
English |
26Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."
Hindi
6619Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.
Punjabi |
130What is attitude ..?
Three ants saw an elephant coming.
1st ant - We'll kill him.
2nd ant - We'll break his legs.
3rd ant - Leave him dude, he's alone,
and we r three.. that won't be fair.
English
54Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
ek din machchar bhi le gayaa,
uthaa ke razaai se!!
Hindi
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