Girl Which Laptop Do You Have ? Boy Eight Core Processor Wxga LED 3462 SMS

Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!

Hindi | Sep 15, 2013

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

English | Mar 15, 2015

"And would you love me as much if my father lost all his money..?"
asked daughter of a rich fellow to her fiancé.
Fiancé: "Has he..?"
Girl: "Why, no."
Fiancé: "Of course I would, darling."

English | Mar 19, 2013

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

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Punjabi

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
.
.
.
.
Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

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Punjabi | Mar 10, 2013

Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..

Hindi | Oct 01, 2017

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..
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Hindi | Apr 26, 2020

Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai.
Yamraaj: Karlo.
After the call..
Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?
Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain.

Hindi

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad mein aake milo.
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..
- Tarun Goma

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Hindi | Mar 10, 2013

I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..

English | Feb 27, 2013

Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..

English | Dec 11, 2015

Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..

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