A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is,
but to make people mad enough to do something about it.
- Mark Twain

22

English |

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Vaani mein sui bhale hi rakho,
par usme dhaga daal kar rakho,
taaki sui keval ched hi na kare,
aapas mein mala ki tarah jod kar bhi rakhe..

112

Hindi |

ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..

55

Hindi |

Never be proud nor be depressed for what you are and
for the position you hold because
after the game of chess
the king and soldiers go into the same box..

11

English

Charlie Chaplin's 3 heart touching statements:
1. Nothing is permanent in this world ..Not even our problems.
2. I like walking in the rain because nobody can see my tears.
3. The most wasted day in life is the day, in which we have not laughed.

10

English

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Ek din Dukh ne Daulat se kaha.

Tum kitni Khushnasib ho,
hr koi Tumhe pane ki koshish krta hai aur main kitna Badnasib hu
ki har shaks dur bhagta hai.

Daulat boli: Khushnasib to tum ho jiske aane pr log khuda ko yaad karte hain,
aur badnaseeb to mai hu jise pakar aksar log khuda ko hi bhul jate hain!

188

Hindi

Kuch patthron mein phool khil jaate hain,
kuch anjaane bhi apne ban jaate hain,
is kaatil duniya mein kuch laashon ko kafan naseeb nahi hota,
to kuch laashon par Taj Mahal ban jaate hain..

203

Hindi

Aspire to acquire the desire
that you admire.
But in the process if you prespire
then do not retire but re-fire to
acquire the desire that you admire.

174

English

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

10

English |

The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.
The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.
The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.

20

English

If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

00

English |

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