20At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
English
12Office से सबसे late निकलते साहब से चौकीदार पूछता है :
साहब, क्या अभी कोई और भी है अंदर ।
साहब : अब अगर कोई होगा तो infra - red कैमरे से ही दिखेगा ।
Hindi |
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
10Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!
Hindi
01A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."
English |
13Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..
English |
40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
English |
20Solid Beijjati:
- Tarun Goma
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
.
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
.
Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
.
.
.
Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.
Hindi |
10Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
English |
00A man doesn't have vacation problems:
his boss tells him when to take them,
and his wife tells him where..
English |
3738Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..
Malayalam
72Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai.
Yamraaj: Karlo.
After the call..
Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?
Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain.
Hindi
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