02Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..
English |
40TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..
Hindi
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
00Judge: Sach-sach batao tumne apni biwi per haath kyun uthaaya..?
Mulzim: 3 baaton ki wajah se
1. Uska chehra meri taraf nahi tha
2. Uske haath mein belan nahi tha
3. Aur sabse badi wajah,
mere bhaagne ke liye darwaaza khula tha..
Hindi |
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
10I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem..?'
English |
31Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
English |
62आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
पड़ा हुआ तेल भी ले गई
तड़का लगाने के लिए ..
Hindi |
10Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
Hindi
00A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.
The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said
Batau tere baap ko..
Hindi |
15A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
English |
02If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..
English |
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