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Learn to Laugh
Learn to Love
Learn to Drink
Learn to Share
Learn to See
But learning shall not take you anywhere
But then how shall you learn this..

51

English |

Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi

Man masters nature not by force but by understanding.
- Jacob Brownowski

10

English |

Woh bachpan ki amiri na jaane kaha kho gayi,
jab paani mein humaare bhi jahaaz chalte the..

158

Hindi |

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Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always carry a relationship that never breaks.

40

English

Jo Safar Ki Shuruwat Karte He,
Woh Manzil Ko Paar Karte He,

Ek Bar Chalne Ka Hounsla Rakho,
Musafiron Ka Toh Raste Bhi Intezar Karte hai.

263

Hindi

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes,
and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
- Tom Robbins

00

English |

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.

10

English |

Vaani mein sui bhale hi rakho,
par usme dhaga daal kar rakho,
taaki sui keval ched hi na kare,
aapas mein mala ki tarah jod kar bhi rakhe..

112

Hindi |

Words From the pages of my Life :-
Maturity is not when we start speaking "Big Things",
It's when we actually start understanding "Small things".

- Hemant Singh

30

English |

Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

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