50Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
meri maano isi raaste par medical store khol lo
Mast Chalega!
Hindi
3736Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..
Malayalam
81Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.
- Vikas Umrao
Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..
Hindi |
80Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.
Girl: will u die for me?
Boy: yes.
Girl: will u bring stars for me?
Boy: yes.
Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?
Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..
Hindi
00Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart
English |
11You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.
English
15A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
English |
00Din mein chen nahi,
raat ko neend nahi,
jee na lage kahi,
Khuda , kya yahi pyaar hai?
Khuda : Nahi vats, manager rank se neeche sabka yahi haal hai.
Hindi
20At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
English
00Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.
English |
21Devdas: Babuji ne kaha haveli chod do,
Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do,
ek din aayega jab paro ka bachcha kahega:
"Mamu, zaraa school chod do"!
Hindi
20Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!
Hindi
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