The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..

20

English |
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If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

20

English |

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!

20

English |

Guy in pub, with gal frnd...


Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''


Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''


He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!

20

English

Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..

22

English |

Mr. Bean called hospital to enquire abt his pregnant wife
but call went to cricket stadium.
Bean: What's the condition?
Reply: 7 are already out,
3 still to come &
first one was Duck.

00

English

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

24

Hindi |

Money may not be everything, but it sure keeps the kids writing to parents!
One college kid wrote home,
"Dear folks, I've been worried sick, because I haven't heard from you.
Please send me a check so I'll know you're okay."

10

English |

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..

00

English

Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law

30

English |

Chand per likh du Naam Aapka,
Aisa Dil chaahta hai..
..
..
Lekin
..
..
Ek to humaara haath wahaan tak nahi jaata hai aur dusra
yeh khayaal humesha dopeher mein hi aata hai..

40

Hindi |

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