Someday Your Prince Will Come. Mine Took A Wrong Turn And Quotes

Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.

Policeman: Sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, Stop? Look? Listen . and
while i was doing that
the train hit me.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..

Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!

Teacher: How would have Birbal told
Akbar that his pet cat got wet in rain.
Student: Jahan-panha,
aapki billi
jo thi silly
baarish mein ho gayi gilli..