3 Student Raat Ko Study Krte The Unke Paas Ghadi ⌚ Quotes

3 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
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B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
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Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
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Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Shadi karunga.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: Dulha banunga.
Teacher: Oh ho! Papa tumse kya chaahte hain?
Student: Pota.
Teacher: Hey Bhagwaan! abey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do, humaare do.

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..

Teacher: What is the name of MS Dhoni's wife ?
Student: SMS Dhoni.
Teacher: What?
Student: Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni..

Syllabus tough hai to kya hua
mil kar parchi chala-enge..
Upar se nahi to na sahi
hum niche se hi top kar dikhaayenge..