A Girl Comes Late To Class. Prof: Why Are You Late? Girl: Quotes

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
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Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..

If ever you start missing your college days
ur class ur friend circle, ur canteen or
anything abt ur college then..
just open ur mark sheet,
saara nasha utar jaayega.

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.

Chemical Joke:
All electrons were having party.
Suddenly protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
They asked who are you?
He said: I am Bond..Covalent Bond..

Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.