Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers.
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But the funny thing is that they strictly support arranged marriage ..

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Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

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A Bird siting on tree is not afraid of the branch breaking
because
his trust is NOT on the Branch bt on its OWN WINGS!
Belive in urself & win the World !

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Jinhe aana hai woh khud laut ke aayenge tere pass mere dost
bulane par to parinde bhi gurur karte hain apni udan par..

- Abdul Hannan
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Hindi |

Every fool can find faults
that a great many wise men can't remedy.

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Don't waste your time on explanations,
people only hear what they want to hear..

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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. - Parkinson's Law

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Kitabon ke panne palat ke sochte hai,
yu palat jaae zindagi to kya baat hai..
tamanna jo poori ho khawaabo mein,
haqiqat ban jaaye to kya baat hai..
kuch log matlab ke liye dhoondte hai mujhe,
bin matlab koi aaye to kya baat hai..
katal kar ke to sab le jaayenge dil mera,
koi lubha ke le jaaye to kya baat hai..
jo shareefon ki sharaafat mein na ho baat,
ek sharaabi keh jaaye to kya baat hai..
zindagi rehne tak to khushi doonga sabko,
kisiko meri maut pe khushi mil jaaye to kya baat hai..

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Hindi

If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.

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Somebody Asked GOD :
I Want Peace.
GOD replied:
Remove The I, That Is Ego.
Remove The Want, Desire & Peace will Be Automatically there.

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Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hi jana jata hai,
warna achhi baatein to deewaron par bhi likhi hoti hai..

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Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

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