00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
00Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..
English |
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
12Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Hindi
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
31Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
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