20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
20Ek bewafa ki khatir humne jam utha liya....
Fir..
Fir kya..
bread pe lagaya or kha liya!!
Moral: Sabi ashik sharabi ni hote kuch BHUKHE bhi hote hain..
Hindi |
00Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..
English |
00Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.
God replied:
Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)
Hindi |
20People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
English |
22Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.
Hindi
31A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."
English |
00Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.
English |
20Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.
English |
30I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.
Hindi |
20Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!
Hindi
30Ek chota bachha road par potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to bachha bola,
"O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha lo."
Hindi
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