234Engineer's Joke.....
- Tarun Goma
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven .
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
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Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
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Newton: You are wrong. I am not newton.
As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal. :P
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