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Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Saath Chutne Se Riste Nahi Chutta Karte,
Waqt ke Ruthne se Lamhe Nahi Rutha Karte,
Log Kehte Hain Mera Sapna Toot Gaya,
Tootati Hai Neend Sapne Nahi Toota Karte..

- Vikas Umrao

130

Hindi |

Earth is just like any other planet in the universe
it has got dust & it has got dust storms..

00

English |

Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity,
Which is absent in "yesterday"
Available once in "Today"
And
Thrice in "Tomorrow"
So
Stay Positive Always!

- Hemant Singh

11

English |

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Insan ko bolna seekhne mein 2 saal lagte hain.

Lekin "Kya" bolna hai..

Yeh seekhne mein puri jindagi nikal jaati hai..

229

Hindi |

Cheating is like eating fast food.
You might enjoy it at the time,
but later you’ll feel a churning in your stomach &
wish you never done it!

00

English |

At times our examples can be wrong
but when our intentions become wrong
then there is a problem..

32

English |

The relations which require effort
to be maintained are never true and
if relations are true they never require
any effort to be maintained.

00

English

ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..

55

Hindi |

"ये महज़ पल है तो इक पल में ही टल जायेगा,
और अगर जादू है तो आज भी चल जायेगा ,
मेरी मिट्टी का खिलौना मुझे वापस कर दे ,
जिस्म बच्चा है खिलौने से बहल जायेगा.......!"

- Vikas Umrao
93

Hindi |

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