Thank You Delhi Idiots For Celebrating Diwali With Crackers And Gifting Asthma.. Quotes

Thank you Delhi Idiots for
Celebrating Diwali with Crackers
and Gifting Asthma..

Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

On this auspicious festival of lights,
may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness
illuminate your days in the year ahead.
Happy Diwali

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali
show us the Way and
lead us on the path of peace and social harmony.
Wishing you a very Happy Diwali..

जब दिवाली आती है
मिट्टी की भी कीमत बढ़ जाती है
पटाखों के धुएँ में दुनिया
गाँव की चूल्हे वाली रसोई नज़र आती है ..

Lakshmi ka saath ho,
Saraswati ka haath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho aur Maa Durga ke aashirwaad se
aapke jeewan mein prakash hi prakash ho.
Happy Diwali..

Diwali Parv hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parv hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Zindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali