94Tum paas aaye,
Yun muskuraaye,
apne 32 daant,
mujhko dikhaaye,
dekh kar mera dil
phoot-phoot ke rota hai
yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
theek se nahi hota hai.
Hindi

32Company of evil must be avoided at all costs.
That's why I am here.
English |
20The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"
English
54Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??
Hindi
41Tohra mukhra..Chaanda ke samaan..
Tohra rang..Chanda ke samaan..
Tohre baal..Chanda ke samaan..
Aur Chanda..Hamaar bhaisiya ka naam..
Hindi

21Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz
English
24Ek msg roz, keep d friends close,
ek din mein paanch, dosti per na aaye aanch,
ek din mein bees, tu pehle ek to bhej battmeez.
Hindi
90Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!
Hindi
01Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.
Hindi
11KBC dweetiya!!
Chaliye aaie, aap aur hum is khel ko khelte hain.
Q: Nobody's like U, coz u r:
A: Fool
B: Monkey
C: Idiot
D: Mental
kya kahaa, 50/50 use karna chaahte hain.
Computerji plz do galat jawaab mitaa dijiye,
aur hamaare saamne rehne dijiye
1 sahi aur 1 galat jawaab.
B: Monkey
D: Mental
so u want to use ph. a friend lifeline?????
OK.....call me i'll tell u!!!!!!!!!
Hindi
02Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along on a beach with GOD .
I asked him, why i m having a friend like u?
GOD replied: it's all ur back life sins..
English
40Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai,
aapka nasha u madhosh hai,
kya kahe tumse dost
jis paagal kutte ne aapko kata
wo ab tak behosh hai..
Urdu
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