00Santa ne apni nayi girlfriend k
kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur
bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u"
Girlfriend-"zor se Bolo''
Santa -"JAI MATA DI"
Hindi
00Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes.
He got irritated..
drank poison and said
Now bite, u'll die bastards..
English
10I am deleting your number from my phone.
As I always send you messages but you never replied.
So good bye forever.
Santa sent this to customer care..
English
10Santa first time travelling in plane.
Plane began to run on run-way.
Santa got angry and said,
"Saalio, jahaaz ta agge hi char ghante late aa,
te tussi sadko-sadki paa liya."
Punjabi
20Santa apni Wife ko ghur raha tha..
- Tarun Goma
Wife : Kya hua.. ??
..
.
.
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garam pani se kyun nahayi.. :P :D
Hindi |
10Santa : Dr. main subha 9 baje uth-ta hun to mujhe
saana lene mein taklif hoti hai.
Dr: Beta jaldi utha karo kyonki Saari Oxygen to
Baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain..
Hindi
00Judge: why are you arrested..?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were you shopping?
Santa : Before opening the shop.
English |
00Santa was sitting and thinking hard.
Preetoji: Kya soch rahe ho ji?
Santa : Yeh TV waalo ko kaise pataa chal gayaa?
Preetoji: Kya?
Santa : "Aap dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS."
Hindi
10Santa ji ki nayi car ke peeche likha tha
"Saawan ko aane do"
Banta ji ne peeche se truck laa kar thok diya.
Truck ke peeche likha tha
"Aaya saawan jhoom kar"
Hindi
10Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...
Kyon?
.
.
Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..
Punjabi |
00Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit..?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"..?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory..
English |
00Santa was driving a car zigzag and rashly.
Traffic cop caought him.
Santa : Sir, I am learning driving.
Cop: Without instructor?
Santa : It's a correspondence course.
English
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