21Devdas: Babuji ne kaha haveli chod do,
Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do,
ek din aayega jab paro ka bachcha kahega:
"Mamu, zaraa school chod do"!
Hindi
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50In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.
Hindi |
04Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.
Hindi
219 arab 89 crore
10 lakh 69 thousand
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Daro mat, yeh mera bank balance nahi
mobile no. hai..!!
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Now you also check your's..
English |
70Anaath Ashram Manager to Bania:
- Hemant Singh
Sethji, aap hamare anaath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Funny Bania: Mein anaath ashram mein apne Char bachhe bhej sakta hu.
Hindi |
41Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.
Hindi
00Height of Confidence
All the aeronautics professors were called and
they were asked to sit in an aeroplane.
After they sat, they were told that
the plane was made by their students.
All of them hurried out of the plane but
only one of them didn't move.
He said: If it's made by my students,
it won't even start..!
English |
10A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.
Hindi
10Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..
Hindi |
32At Traffic Signal Boy Friend to Girl Friend :
- Hemant Singh
Jaan main tumhari aankhon main sara jahan dekh sakta hu.
Pass me ek ladka without helmet khada tha.
Yeh sunte hi bola: Bhai sahab, mujhe sirf itna bata do ki
Aage chaurahe par Helmet ki checking ho rahi hai ya nahi..
Hindi |
00Hum gaye unki gali mein,
bole dil se dil laga lo,
jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..
Joote, chappal theek kara lo.
Hindi
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