Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..

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  1. उठ उठ के मस्जिदों से नमाज़ी चले गए दहशतगरों के हाथ ..
  2. Without Her Permission I Ll TOUCH ..
  3. Bheed Itni To Nahi Thi Sheher Ke Bazaaron Mein Khone Waale ..
  4. Tajjub Hua Mujhe Padhe Jab Aapke Alfaaz Naacheez Ko Diya Aapne ..
  5. प्यार करने का अंदाज़ आना ..
  6. Tann Mein Masti Mann Mein Umang Chalo Aakaash Mein Daale Rang Ho ..
  7. झुकी नज़रों से इकरार मत करना नज़रें उठा कर इंकार मत ..
  8. Zindagi Mein Bahut Kam Milli Hai Faraz Woh Cheez Jise Shiddat ..
  9. जब अपने चले जाते हैं तो दुःख होता है मगर ..
  10. It Is A Great Man That Can Treat His Earthenware ..

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