Getting Married Is Very Much Like Going To A Restaurant With Quotes

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.