Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..

20

Hindi
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Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..

20

Hindi

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."

- Tarun Goma

51

Hindi |

They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.

00

English |

Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: Poda! You are better than me.
All of them remove my dress & eat me.

62

English

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

24

Hindi |

TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..

40

Hindi

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

195

Hindi

Harbhajan Singh started bhangra
on the score of 33.
Sachin: Why are you dancing..
it's not a 50 or 100 yet..?
Bhajji: Only a punjab board student
can understand the value of 33!

02

English

The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

00

English |

"Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawahar Lal Nehru.
"We should love our enemy." - Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??

569

Punjabi

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