You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:

20

English |
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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

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English

Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

00

English |

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

10

Hindi |

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

40

Punjabi

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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English

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

00

English |

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