42Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!
English
00Life is all about waking up each day
to discover something new,
about meeting old people
but making new conversations,
walking through old roads
but still feeling nice about it,
realizing that you have grown a day older
but still feeling young at heart ,
meeting busy schedules
but still finding time for old friends,
being nostalgic about by gone days
but looking forward to better days,
wanting to shoot the sender
who sent you such a long message
but still manage to smile..
English
40When u face Choices..
Just Toss a Coin..
Not because it solves the Question..
But while the Coin is in Air..
We will know."What our Heart is Hoping for?"
English
20घंटी बजाता बाबा
हर रोज़ वही पुराना लबादा ओढ़े
आ जाता था शाम को
कभी मूँगफली , कभी काले चने
दे देता था सबको हाथ में
पैसे ना दो तो भी हँसता था
समझ नहीं आता आज क्या वो खुदा था ..
Hindi |
002013 is at the door
- Vikas Umrao
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly, love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably, and
Never regret anything that made you smile.
English |
10Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless
English |
10Every moening get up and look through the list
of the richest people in the world .
If your name is not there,
please go and work hard
to be in that list
by doing smart work.
-Bill Gates
English
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
11Attitude to LIVE:
Laugh like you have never cried.
Play like you have never lost.
Love like you have never been hurt.
Live like there is no tomorrow.
English
20You are walking on a long weak bridge,
it's really scary and you are afraid.
You saw me & asked my help.
But i said i am sorry, i can't.
You never realised i am busy
holding that bridge for you..
English
00Cooking is good
when it's not about stories..
English |
40अलविदा वो हसरतें
जो ज़िन्दगी को हरा दें
मुमकिन है इंसान का
खुदा हो जाना ..
Hindi |
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