If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.

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English |
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Do you want a Free Recharge card number?
Go down..
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Scratch here with a blade..

30

English

Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!

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Hindi

Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..

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English |

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |

Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..

00

English

Travel time from Jammu to Delhi
will now be reduced to just 6 hours but
from Delhi to Noida & Gurugram
can be 8 hours due to rains..

Exclusive
208

English |

Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!

Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!



Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!

PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.

10

Hindi

You are GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

30

English

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

10

English |

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

- Gajendra Gupta
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English |

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