40Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
Punjabi
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
30Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
English |
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
41Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
1419Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hindi |
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
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