ਪਉੜੀ ॥ ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ ॥
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਹਿ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ ॥
{ਪੰਨਾ 523}
Punjabi |
10i knocked at the heavens door today.
GOD asked why i was there.
I replied: Please love , protect & bless
the one reading this sms.
GOD smiled & said: I already did!
Wishing you & your family
a Happy & Prosperous New Year !!
Wishing you all blessings of life !
English |
72Dhirubhai calling from heaven ..
Beta mukesh apna reliance INDIA moblie kaisa chal raha hai..?
Mukesh: Papa, kuch sunaai nahi de rahaa hai,
aap mere Idea waale number per call karo.
Hindi
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00Better to reign in hell
than to serve in heaven . - Milton
English |
30Negro died & reachd heaven !
ANGEL-Who are u?
NEGRO-(to impress)m Leonardo (TITANIC HERO)
ANGEL gets cnfusd & askd othr angel:
aby TITANIC DUBA THA YA JALA THA?
Hindi
234Engineer's Joke.....
- Tarun Goma
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven .
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
.
.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
.
Newton: You are wrong. I am not newton.
As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal. :P
English |
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English |
00He will never get to Heaven , that desires to go there alone.
English |
239Every time we remember to say thank you
we experience nothing less than Heaven
on Earth..
English |
2810Attitude Reloaded:
There are only Two uncommon reasons
for us to be on earth..
Hell can't bear us and
Heaven can't afford us..
English |
00The stillness in stillness is not the real stillness.
Only when there is stillness in movement
can the spiritual rhythm appear
which pervades heaven and earth..
English |
22We cherish the day when
not only roses, not only tulips
but all flowers from heaven
will long for a presence with you..
English |
00A famous soldier came to the master Hakuin and asked:
"Master, tell me: is there really a heaven and a hell?"
"Who are you?" asked Hakuin.
"I am a soldier of the great Emperor's personal guard."
"Nonsense!" said Hakuin.
"What kind of emperor would have you around him?
To me you look like a beggar!"
At this, the soldier started to rattle his big sword in anger.
"Oho!" said Hakuin.
"So you have a sword!
I'll wager it's much too dull to cut my head off!"
At this the soldier could not hold himself back.
He drew his sword and threatened the master, who said:
"Now you know half the answer! You are opening the gates of hell!"
The soldier drew back, sheathed his sword, and bowed.
"Now you know the other half," said the master.
"You have opened the gates of heaven ."
English |
21To see a World in a grain of sand,
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And Eternity in an hour.
- William Blake
English |
10How small the heavens are, the frog can tell;
He's seen them! - from the bottom of the well.
English |
30na rabb arsh mu’alla utte
na rabb khaane kaabe - hu
na rabb ilm kitaabi labbha
na rabb wich mahraabe - hu
ganga teerath mool na milya
painde be-hisaabe - hu
jad da murshad milya baahu
chutte sab azaabe - hu
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਅਰਸ਼ ਮੁ’ਅੱਲਾ ਉੱਤੇ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਖਾਨੇ ਕਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਇਲਮ ਕਿਤਾਬੀ ਲਾਬ੍ਭਾ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਵਿਚ ਮਹਰਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਗੰਗਾ ਤੀਰਥ ਮੂਲ ਨਾ ਮਿਲਯਾ
ਪੈਂਦੇ ਬੇ -ਹਿਸਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਜਦ ਦਾ ਮੁਰਸ਼ਦ ਮਿਲਯਾ ਬਾਹੁ
ਛੁੱਟੇ ਸਬ ਅਜ਼ਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ना रब्ब अर्श मुअल्ला उत्ते
ना रब्ब खाने काबे - हु
ना रब्ब इल्म किताबी लब्भा
ना रब्ब विच महराबे - हु
गंगा तीरथ मूल ना मिल्या
पैंदे बे-हिसाबे - हु
जद दा मुर्शद मिल्या बाहु
छुट्टे सब अज़ाबे - हु
Neither is God above the highest heaven
nor is God in the Ka’ba - He!
neither was God found in bookish knowledge
nor is God in the mosque’s niche - He!
(even) on pilgrimage to the Ganges,
the source was not found
(despite) going measureless distances - He!
when the Guide was found by Bahu
over were all the torments - He!
Punjabi |
51Just imagine life without girls..
Empty streets, silent markets
no crime, police at rest
no sms, mobile companies in losses
no flowers, no perfumes, no valentines
no suicides, no travelling
all the boys straight to Heaven ..
English |
35Jahan tera naqsh-e-qadam dekhte hain
Khyaaba khyaaba erum dekhte hain
Where impression of your presence, I see
Visions of heavens all around, I see
Tere sarv-qaamat say ik qadd-e-aadam
Qayamat ke fitne ko kam dekhte hain
Your beautiful tall stature makes even
The turmoil of the end of days look shorter, in my view
Tamasha ke aye mahv-e-aa-eena daari
Tujhe kis tamanna se hum dekhte hain
Amusing it is, that you are absorbed in your reflection
While, with such a longing, I see you
Bana kar faqeeron ka hum bhays Ghalib
Tamasha-e ahl-e-karam dekhte hain
In a begger's guise Ghalib
Spectacle of generocity, I see
Urdu |
30She was not a life
but lessons and expectations.
Learn the lessons to
meet expectations.
She would surely be glad in heaven
when you will perform better.
English |
00Ignorance is the curse of God ;
knowledge is the wing wherewith
we fly to heaven .
- William Shakespeare
English |
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