Ek msg roz, keep d friends close,
ek din mein paanch, dosti per na aaye aanch,
ek din mein bees, tu pehle ek to bhej battmeez.

24

Hindi
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Replace your toothbrush
before it becomes
SunFlower..

10

English |

Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!

50

Hindi

Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,
2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,
Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.

22

Punjabi
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Bhagwaan teri umar lambi kare!
Bhagwaan teri shaadi jaldi kara de!
Bhagwaan tujhe khush rakhe!
Bhagwaan tujhe barkat de!
Yaad ho gayaa??
TO chal KATORA uthaa aur shuru ho jaa!!!!!!

81

Hindi

A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dear
E : u r excellent
F : u r always first
G : u r great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ke liye time lagega..

52

Hindi

Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..

14

English |

Hi stupid, hru?
Gussa na ho yaar,
STUPID means:
Super
Talented
Unique
Personality
In
Demand
Samajh aayaa??
Smiling now, u stupid!

60

English

A rose is always a rose
whether in golden pot or dustbin.
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in
central jail or mental hospital..

20

English

In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.

20

English

Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

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52

Hindi |

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