Agar Hum-se Gussa Ho To, Taj Mahal Ko Fodo, Chaar-minaar Ko Todo, Qutab Quotes

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

Diya hai upar wale ne mobile ,

yaar itni to kadar kiya karo,

Beshak na karo koi call,

Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo...

Sohne tusi ho te
Bure asi v ni
Mehlan ch tusi ho te
Sadka te asi v ni.
MSG pad k MSG DA JVAB V NHI DE Rhe.
Kann khol k sun lo je busy tusi ho te
Vehle asi v ni.

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

Priya mitr, Namaskaar
Aapke sandesh padne ke upraant hum
atyant aanand-vibhor ho jaate hain.
Kripya apne chalit-doorbhaash yantra se
alp sandesh bhejte rahein.
Aapka mitr.

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

Bulb jagaun naal savera nahi hunda
Batti band hon naal hanera nahi hunda
Malko kade "SMS " vi kar lea karo
Mobile ch number save karna hi bathera ni hunda..