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nahi samajh aaya..?
ulta karke dekho.
Jab seedha nahi samajh aaya to ulta kya khaak samajh aayega.
Hindi
01Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!
Sometimes i forget to message you.
But it doesn't mean that i forget you..
i m just..
Lazy like you.
English
71Two Great Facts in this World :
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.
English
44Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.
Malayalam
51When i was sad u were there,
when i was crying u were there,
when i was unhappy u were there,
now i hv understood
ki saare fasaad ki jad tu hi hai.
Hindi
30If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.
English
50100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..
Hindi
93Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..
Hindi |
32Sote hue ko jagaaye hum,
aapki neend udaaye hum,
iss time sms karke aapko sataaye hum,
phir aapko gussa aaye aur
uss gusse mein jab aap yaad karein
to muskuraaye hum..
Hindi |
31Grahambel found telephone..
Edison found electric bulb..
Marconi found radio..
Columbus found america..
tu bas mobile nu angootha maari ja, Nalaayak!
Hindi
40Om namah shivaaye
on sai ram.. waheguru..
jai shri krishna..
daro mat, kisi ko bhejna nahi hai..
khud hi jap lo paapi.
Hindi
2212Lions rule the woods
Eagles rule sky
You too have got a bright future ahead
as Fools rule states
Happy April Fools Day!
English |
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