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Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!

42

English

In archaeology you uncover the unknown.
In diplomacy you cover the known. - Thomas Pickering

11

English |

It is not the experience of Today that drives us mad,
instead it is remorse and bitterness for something
that happened Yesterday and
the dread of what Tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live this one full Today..

10

English |

There is something positive in every person &
in every situation.
Even a stopped Clock is right twice a day.

00

English

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A tongue has no bones
but it is strong enough
to break a heart .
Be careful with your words.

21

English |

"ये महज़ पल है तो इक पल में ही टल जायेगा,
और अगर जादू है तो आज भी चल जायेगा ,
मेरी मिट्टी का खिलौना मुझे वापस कर दे ,
जिस्म बच्चा है खिलौने से बहल जायेगा.......!"

- Vikas Umrao

93

Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity,
Which is absent in "yesterday"
Available once in "Today"
And
Thrice in "Tomorrow"
So
Stay Positive Always!

- Hemant Singh
11

English |

घंटी बजाता बाबा
हर रोज़ वही पुराना लबादा ओढ़े
आ जाता था शाम को
कभी मूँगफली , कभी काले चने
दे देता था सबको हाथ में
पैसे ना दो तो भी हँसता था
समझ नहीं आता आज क्या वो खुदा था ..

20

Hindi |

कवायतों की ज़ंजीरों ने मुझे
सरहदों का मोहताजी बना दिया ..

89

Hindi |

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