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All news channels have understood that
we are interested more in number of daily covid cases then
listening to farm bills and farmers protest..

01

English |

Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

61

Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

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मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..

51

Hindi |

Children have trouble with objects
that have two names, or
objects that change names.

00

English |

Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep
Dreams are those which will never let you sleep .
So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.

00

English

Digeye hoye da humesha hath fariye,
kadi paer ohna te dhariye na,
main kade na digeya ajj taain,
iss gal da dava kariye na..

4318

Punjabi |

Two beautiful & nice tips to stand strong in every condition:
Never take help of Tears to show ur Emotions &
Never take help of Words to show ur Anger..

41

English

Life hai choti har baat mein khush raho,
Koi naraz hai to uske andaz mein khush raho,
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski aawaz mein khush raho,
Jise pa nahi sakte uski yaad mein khush raho.

2213

Hindi

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